His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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