She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
