U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm passing your future prison.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
