Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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