People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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