do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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