exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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