I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
honey bunches of taint.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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