hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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