Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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