When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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