i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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