1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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