I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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