You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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