Don't you send me to vm
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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