FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Dick very happy bro
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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