Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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