nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Just cropdusted the office
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize