Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
