Where did you get a picture of my penis
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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