She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Michael Bay diarrhea
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
These tits shall not be calmed
Randomize
