I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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