I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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