im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
