But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
whose parrot is this?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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