Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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