we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
