Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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