So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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