Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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