dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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