remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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