love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we're making bets on your personal life
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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