he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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