2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD