Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.