i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
A+ Viking dick
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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