Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...