Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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