I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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