Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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