i just had sex bonerless
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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