Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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