dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
it's great music for shaving your balls
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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