i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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