Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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