i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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