also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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