I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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