like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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