I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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