well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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