Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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