on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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