All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
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