Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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