Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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