Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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