You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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